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…..procrastination is when you afraid to finish something…..

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in psychology, procrastination refers to the act of replacing more urgent actions with tasks less urgent, or doing something from which one derives enjoyment, and thus putting off impending tasks to a later time. in accordance with freud, the pleasure principle may be responsible for procrastination; humans prefer avoiding negative emotions, and delaying a stressful task. the concept that humans work best under pressure provides additional enjoyment and motivation to postponing a task (text is from wiki)

 …..procrastination is when you afraid to finish something…..

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humans, beliefs and god! highly recomended to read to feel the abstraction of the world around us

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the professor of a university challenged his students with this question. “did god create everything that exists?” a student answered bravely, “yes, he did”.

the professor then asked, “if god created everything, then he created evil. since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so god is evil. the student couldn’t respond to that statement causing the professor to conclude that he had “proved” that “belief in god” was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

another student raised his hand and asked the professor, “may i pose a question? ” “of course” answered the professor.

the young student stood up and asked : “professor does cold exists?”

the professor answered, “what kind of question is that? …of course the cold exists… haven’t you ever been cold?”

the young student answered, “in fact sir, cold does not exist. according to the laws of physics, what we consider cold, in fact is the absence of heat. anything is able to be studied as long as it transmits energy (heat). absolute zero is the total absence of heat, but cold does not exist. what we have done is create a term to describe how we feel if we don’t have body heat or we are not hot.”

“and, does dark exist?”, he continued. the professor answered “of course”. this time the student responded, “again you’re wrong, sir. darkness does not exist either. darkness is in fact simply the absence of light. light can be studied, darkness can not. darkness cannot be broken down. a simple ray of light tears the darkness and illuminates the surface where the light beam finishes. dark is a term that we humans have created to describe what happens when there’s lack of light.”

finally, the student asked the professor, “sir, does evil exist?” the professor replied, “of course it exists, as i mentioned at the beginning, we see violations, crimes and violence anywhere in the world, and those things are evil.”

the student responded, “sir, evil does not exist. just as in the previous cases, evil is a term which man has created to describe the result of the absence of god’s presence in the hearts of man.”

after this, the professor bowed down his head, and didn’t answer back.

the young man’s name was albert einstein.

funny story about god and kids

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were usually involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open , but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is God?”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath,replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time, GOD is missing, and they think we did it!”

(I just LOVE reading this next line again and again)